"My Better Half"
Ok now she will tell you that she did not deserve this but other readers who know her will agree she does (yes annoymum I was talking about you.)
By "better half" has complained because every time I post about her and use "my better half" in with the "" she thinks its because I want to make all of you believe that she is beating me up or something. This from a woman who or more than one occasion has used me as the subject of one of her posts including the power of the universe.
As others will clearly back me up I will comment that this is also from a woman who has said on many occasions that it does not matter what others think... Me thinks that it does matter to her....
Wile I am talking about the tall "Blond" "better half" (aha I am going to get it for that one) I must tell you that she is a sneaky as a cat thief or a ghost, creeping round the house to barge into a room and start talking. Little mind that I may have not heard her come in. Horse hits ceiling and there are still marks there for 2 weeks afterwards. Damn she manages to get me at least twice a day. I swear she will scare me out of the grave once I am dead.
So in an Ode to the "better half" I will now do it differently. Because of her great importance in the world in general I will now refer to her as "Blond Better Half"
ok sweety I hope you enjoy this
The horse
posted by horsey at 7:10 PM
3 Comments:
ok smarty pants.....i'll give your own nickname too now...how do you like the sound of 'the MULE'...of course you realise it's now bloody war.....you better be careful baby, you sleep a LOT more than I do :)
Love you sweety!
not convinced "tall" is an adjective that suits said better half...2ft in the old scale isn't that big...and blond? one day in the week maybe....however i must agree about the sneaking....creeping jesus is probably a better description..however in her defence the post about the power of the universe was hysterical, factual and VERY VERY accurate...you both have a wonderful day now :-)
oh very funny!!! true though...and believe it or not I did point that fact out to him, lets face it, I can't deny that council made the footpath too close to my ass right?? Oh and it is blonde this week :)
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